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Georgia & World 

    

         arno xidirbegiSvili:

   

palata #6

 

       (politikuri novela)

 

     

 

  `sad aris prokurori? _ meeqvse palataSi, sadac adre napoleoni iyo!~

 (kinofilmidan `kavkasieli tyve qali~)

 

iyo da ara iyo ra. iyo erTi mousvenari Jurnalisti. cxovrobda TavisTvis, araferze naRvlobda, vidre erTma akviatebulma safiqralma mosveneba ar daukarga: es ra adgilia _ fsiqiatriuli saavadmyofo? da vin arian iq _ suliT avadmyofebi?! aq ki mezobelma moulodnelad `cecxls SeukeTa~ _ uambo, rom arsebobs palata, sadac mkurnaloben gansakuTrebul `avadmyofebs~ _ mgoni, giJebs da ise ra giJebsac: isini saubroben warsulzec, momavalzec, dRevandelobazec imitom, rom TiTqos erTdroulad cxovroben or ganzomilebaSi _ realursa da... virtualurSi!

erTi sityviT, Jurnalisti ra Jurnalistia, rasac Caifiqrebs, Tu ar Seasrulebs! da ai, Cvenma Jurnalistma (iman ki ara, _ me!) gamoiyena mravalgzis aprobirebuli meTodi (arc Tu ugasamrjelod...) da aRmoCnda am `fsixuSkaSi~ _ saavadmyofos xalaTsa da CustebSi da grZeli derefnis gavliT miaRwia palata #6-mde... 

movikribe gambedaoba, Rrmad CavisunTqe da Sevedi: sawolebze oTxi kaci Camomjdariyo da erTmaneTSi mSvidad saubrobda: `...dro icvleba da Cvenc vicvlebiT masTan erTad...~. Cemi moulodneli gamoCeniT gaocebulebma am laTinuri(!) fraziT Sewyvites saubari (rogorc mogvianebiT gairkva, amas ambobda avadmyofi, romelsac Tavi iulius keisrad warmoedgina!).  

winaswar gamafrTxiles, Zaldautaneblad movqceuliyavi. am `instruqciis~ Sesabamisad, palataSi Sesvlisas, meti rom veraferi movifiqre, SevZaxe: `kampanias gaumarjos!~ da davweqi iatakze... samariseburi siCume Camovarda. karga xans oTxi wyvili uCveulo Tvali mburRavda rentgenis gamWoli sxivebiviT... siCume erT-erTma pacientma daarRvia (male gavige, rom is, arc meti, arc naklebi... lavrenti pavles Ze beria iyo, mis avadmyofur warmodgenaSi, rasakvirvelia):

_ vin xar? _ mkiTxa mkacrad.

jerac ar vici, ratom gadavuxvie winaswar momzadebul `legendas~, miamiturad gavuRime da iatakidan wamoudgomlad TiTqmis simarTle vuTxari:

_ politologi!

_ politologi-proqtologi! _ damiRrina `beriam~, _ Sen wadi, eqimebi moatyue, Cven ver mogvatyueb! gaige?! Sen ra, fiqrob, marTla sagiJeTSi moxvdi?! giJebi Tqven xarT, gareT! _ dacinviT gamoscra man, _ jaSuSi xar, ai, vin xar Sen! _ risxviT warmoTqva lavrenti pavles Zem, fexze wamodga da Cemken wamovida.

_ moica, lavrenti, aq ara, pirvelad gvigzavnian axal giJs, Sen ki ginda, axlave kedelTan daayeno (es, rogorc Semdeg gairkva, TviT ludvig van beThoveni iyo!) ?! darCes, visaubroT aqeTurze, iqiTurze, _ ganagrZo man da uecrad buba kikabiZis mibaZviT waiRiRina: `vot i vstretilis dva odinoCestva...~

mivxvdi, rom iniciativas vkargavdi da xeli wavavle `keisris~ sawolis qveS dadgmul Ramis WurWels, riTac saxe avaride Cemken wamosul `berias~ da sasowarkveTilma viyvire:

_ Tqven TviTon vina xarT?!

_ rogor Tu vin?! _ uecrad dacxra `beria~, _ me lavrenti beria var, gagonili geqneba, es mxiaruli _ Cveni kompozitori, beThovenia! Tavze rom foTlebi aqvs, _ iulius keisari, is ki, Tmagawewili, _ Cveni albertikia, ainStaini! Sen ki, Zvirfaso jaSuSo, Cemi iRbliani xeldasxmiT iqnebi Stirlici! _ uapelaciod daaskvna man.

_ `ne dumai o sekundax s visoka...~ _ aitaca beThovenma da safeTqelTan TiTis datrialebiT `beriasaken~ mimiTiTa, _ magisi nu geSinia, wamodeqi, RvTis gulisaTvis! da eg qoTani Tavis adgilze dade, arafers dagiSavebs (keTili `beThoveni~, Tavisi musikaluri niWis wyalobiT, aq garkveuli avtoritetiT sargeblobda).

roca davrwmundi, rom, namdvili Stirlicisagan gansxvavebiT, umal `CaviWeri~, morCilad Camovjeqi `keisris~ sawolis kuTxeSi da yvelaferi ukuRma datrialda: nacvlad imisa, rom me damesva maTTvis SekiTxvebi (rogorc vgegmavdi!), Tavad daiwyes Cemi `dakiTxva~.

`beria~: _ rogoraa iq, TqvenTan, saqme? cxadia, gadasarevad araa, raxan CvenTan moxvedi. da nu icrueb, Sen Cveni rCeva gWirdeba, Cveni azris gageba ginda! Sen arc pirveli xar da arc ukanaskneli, vin aRar yofila CvenTan: buSic, SevardnaZec... yvelas ver daimaxsovreb.

`beThoveni~: _ `ax, arlekino, arlekino...~ (pugaCovas xmiT waimRera `venis klasikosma~).

vigrZeni, rom logikuri azrovnebis unars vkargavdi da, ubralod, saubris gasagrZeleblad amovRerRe:

_ ra, SevardnaZec iyo?

`ainStaini~: _ aba, rogor, edo iyo! dadgenileba Tbilisis saqalaqo komitetis Sesaxeb gaxsovs? ai, mag sawolze vwerdiT, Sen rom zixar! ginda, gaCveno pirveli varianti? _ am sityvebiT `ainStainma~ baliSis qveS Seyo xeli da gamoiRo... nouTbuqi! me sabolood Camovyare yurebi...

`keisari~: _ rao, Stirlic, arasodes ginaxavs nouTbuki? asea, jer rZe ar SegSrobiaT tuCebze da moxucebis lanZRvas iwyebT, igive `Sevis~! is ki aris, pirdapir getyvi, namdvili `SELF MADE MAN~ (laT. `kaci, romelmac Tavisi Tavi Seqmna~)!

`beria~: _ da ra gamovida?! ori dRe Tavdauzogavad vimuSaveT, babus yvela survili gaviTvaliswineT, Tqven ki iq, CerCetebma, es yvelaferi daiviwyeT! amitomac kvlav nexvSi amoyaviT Tavi! Nnetav, ukeTess ras moifiqrebT?! maSin xom yvelaferi gvqonda _ brZolac negatiur movlenebTan, meqrTameobasTan, proteqcionizmsa da naTlimamobasTan, yvelanair gadmonaSTTan... Tumca ara, TqvenTvis yovelive zedmetia: naxevari saqarTvelo dakargeT, naxevaric _ gayideT, Tbilisi daangrieT... xan soross mouxmeT, xan _ balceroviCs, xan _ buSs, Wkua ki mainc ver iswavleT... gulubryviloebo!!! dRes vin ras gaCuqebT arafrisTvis?! eh, CvenTan rom axla ioseb besarionoviCi iyos... _ `beriam~ Wers miapyro mzera da ganagrZo, _ is giCvenebdaT seirs!..

`ainStaini~: _ Senc nu moklavdi da axla CvenTan iqneboda! seiri ki, lavrenti, Semdeg xruSCovma giCvena...

`keisari~: _ `SIC TRANSIT GLORIA MUNAI~ (laT. `ase midis miwieri dideba~)... au, ra kaci iyo, a?! giganti! Secdi, lavrik, mwared Secdi soselos winaSe, sworad geubneba albertiki...

`beria~: _ wadiT Tqveni dedac... ! kaci!!! giganti!!! iciT ki, Tqve ubedurebo, ras niSnavs sicocxle mudmivi SiSis qveS _ yoveldRe!!! yovel wuTs!!! arc nemsisa geSinodes, arc oynis, aramed _ tyviis?! ar iciT!..

_ yvelani nemsis gasakeTeblad! _ gaisma derefanSi meddis wkriala xma.

_ `ostalnoe vsio igra, pod nazvaniem se la vi!~ _ `a la melaZe~, _ gamoexmaura `beThoveni~ da umalve damiviwyes: xelixelCakidebuli gaiqcnen nemsis gasakeTeblad...

visargeble SemTxveviT da `ainStainis~ kompiuterSi SevZveri, sadac `My Documents~-Si vnaxe failebi saxelwodebebiT: `Sesworebebi `kapitalis~ meore tomSi~, werili jon kenedis, romelic sruldeboda sityvebiT: `...amitom vfiqrobT, rom xval Sen mogklaven, Zvirfaso!~, werili lev trockis  `rCevebi alpinistis aRWurvilobis SesaZenad~, lenins _ `aprilis Tezisebidan _ vardebis revoluciamde~, xruSCovs _ `fexsacmlis wmendis wesebi~, `TeTri mela: abaSisa da Cernobilis eqsperimentebi~, `klintoni-monika: usafrTxo seqsis qronika~; `10 dRe, romlebmac SeZra dedamiwa _ jon rididan riCard mailsamde~; kompiuteruli TamaSi `bokerias qarTuli gambiti~, rCevebi Tavdacvis ministr oqruaSvils _ `ra aris yvelaze mTavari tankSi~ da sxv. xeli SemiSales uecrad palataSi dabrunebulma fsiqotropuli preparatiT gabruebulma `abris gigantebma~.

`beria~: _ SexedeT, SexedeT, Stirlici ras akeTebs! _ arabunebrivad Tbilad (cxadia, fsiqotropuli inieqciis moqmedebiT!) wamoiyvira odesRac Sinagan saqmeTa saxalxo komisarma da aranaklebad mkacrma menejerma, romelmac ramdenime weliwadSi aago ssr kavSiris ekonomika da mrewveloba, _ Senc male wagiyvanen, Stirlic, Senze ukve `Cavukakle~: ai, sam oynasa da xuT nemss rogorc ki `dagarWoben~, umal gaigeb, ra aris fsiqiatriuli saavadmyofo!

`ainStaini~: _ samagierod, me meddas vuTxari, rom SenTvis sawoli CvenTan dadgan! _ `damamSvida~ fardobiTobis Teoriis momxibvlelma avtorma, _ kompiuterTan muSaoba, vatyob, gexerxeba, maS, raRa mniSvneloba aqvs, aq icxovreb Tu iq?! aq sxva giJebi arian, Robis iqiT _ sxvebi, am qveyanaze yvelaferi fardobiTia!..

`beThoveni~: _ Sen Cveni eqTani unda naxo, _ waiqcevi! misTvis mivcemdi mTel wvnians da yarabaRis aRebis gegmas, damatebiT!

uecrad, TiTqos SekveTiT, kari gaiRo da gavis qneviT eqTani `Semocurda~ sadiliT savse urikiT, romelic saocrad hgavda... iulia timoSenkos!

_ es Sena xar axali? procedurebze! _ mibrZana man, Tan wvnians iRebda TefSebze.

isev `beThovenma~ mixsna, ukrainuli xalxuri simReris `ia J tebe pidmanula, ia J tebe pidvela~-s sityvebiT xelkavi gamosdo eqTan `timoSenkos~ da acekvda! improvizebuli koncerti albertik `ainStainma~ gaagrZela, romelmac internetSi ipova somxuri simReris `ov sirun, sirun~-is karaoke, magram damTavrebac ver moaswro, rom sawolidan veluri yviriliT `v krasnoi saroCke profesor xaCikian!~ wamoxta `beria~ da palataSi lekuri Camouara!!! `keisari~ am dros xan taSs ukravda, xan TiTo foTols aclida Tavis dafnis gvirgvins da wvnianSi yrida...

Tavbru mexveoda da Tvalwin epizodebi kaleidoskopiviT icvleboda kinofilmebidan: `gugulis budes viRacam gadaufrina~, `kavkasieli tyve qali~, `mimino~, `monanieba~... mxiaruleba `keisarma~ Sewyvita:

_ morCa, SabaS, wvniani gacivda! Stirlic, aiRe kovzi, Wame da mismine, ra  unda giTxra: Sen, rasakvirvelia, cudi kaci ar xar, saxeze getyoba; arc giJi xar da arc politikosi... es ki ar vici, risTvis moxvedi CvenTan _ rCevisaTvis? visTvis? imisTvis?! Aazri ar aqvs: ai, lavrentim albertikTan erTad TqvenTvis, CaTvaleT, namdvili programa _ 1972 wlis `dadgenileba Tbilisis saqalaqo komitetis Sesaxeb~ daweres... mere ra?! mospeT korufcia da proteqcionizmi?! vera! mec ki, keisari, jer kidev Cvens eramde gamovdiodi gamoZalvis winaaRmdeg sulas `gundis~ saxiT (myavda aseTi aramzada) da, rogorc Tqvens prezidents, miyvarda seirnoba, yovelgvari dResaswauli, vawyobdi foierverkebsa da Sadrevnebs! sxvaTa Soris, cudi diqtatoric ar vyofilvar, risTvisac damWres kasiusma da brutusma; aramiancis saavadmyofos qirurgebi rom ara, xels dagiqnevdi... da rogor statiebs vwerdi?! saukeTeso Jurnalisti viyavi romSi! amitom daimaxsovre: `SEGUL IL TUO CORSO, E LASCIA AIR LE GENTI!~ (laT. `iare Seni gziT, xalxma, rac unda, is ilaparakos~!).

derefanSi eqimebi afusfusdnen. albaT, saRamos cvla movida da Cemi wasvlis droc dadga. Semovlisas CemTvis aq rom moeswroT, karg dReSi ar aRmovCndebodi arc me, arc Cemi SemomSvebi!.. miuxedavad imisa, rom me mxolod erTi dRe gavatare am adamianebTan, isini CemTvis axloblebi gaxdnen da mimZimda maTTan daSoreba...

bolos `beriam~ momca ganawesi:

_ mismine, Stirlic, rodesac iq, sadac Sen brundebi, Sexvdebi mixeil saakaSvils, yvela Cvenganisgan gadaeci diiidi salami, uTxari, rom Cven is Zalian gviyvars! da kidev, Seaxsene mas igavi susxian zamTarSi gzaze Camovardnili bartyis Sesaxeb, romelsac SemTxveviT im dros mimavalma Zroxam daaskora. gaxsovs, Semdeg ra moxda?! nexvSi SemTbari bartyis Wylopini gaigona melam da daiwyo misi qeba _ ra kargad mRerixaro! xolo, roca qebiT gabruebuli bartyi gamoZvra nexvidan, raTa mTeli xmiT emRera, melam igi... SeWama! morali: yvela, vinc Tavze giSveba (waikiTxe _ gakritikebs), Seni mteri ar aris da yvela, vinc gaqebs, ar aris Seni megobari! amitom kargad dafiqrdes, rodesac uars ambobs Zvelebze da irCevs axal megobrebs...

_ ver gavige?! _ dabneulma vkiTxe. 

_ Sen gadaeci, is umal mixvdeba, _ damamSvida Sinagan saqmeTa saxalxo komisariatis moCvenebiTma Sefma.

davemSvidobe axal megobrebs da maTi gonierebiT gaocebuli gamovedi palata #6-dan (ganzrax nela, rom eWvi ar SehparvodaT derefanSi aqeT-iqiT mosiarule eqimebs!) da gasasvlelisaken gavemarTe. kidev erTi nabiji da samSvidobos var!!!

erTi mxriv, rasakvirvelia, mixaroda, rom mSvidobianad davtove es kedlebi, meore mxriv ki... momeCvena, rom fsiqiatriuli saavadmyofodan gamosvliT fexi Sevdgi sicarieleSi, sadac melodebodnen gacilebiT naklebad kolorituli da gulwrfeli adamianebi. cxadi iyo erTi ram _ yovelive nanaxis Semdeg me veRarasodes SevZleb gare samyaros Zveleburad aRqmas...

quCidan ukanasknelad avxede zeviT, meeqvse palatis Ria fanjaras, saidanac ismoda gulTampyrobeli `beThovenis~ xma: `Cto to s pamiatiu moei stalo, to Cto bilo ne so mnoi pomniu...~

 

P.S. ar vici, es namdvilad me SememTxva, Tu arc araferi yofila... mxolod imis gaTvaliswinebiT, rom `VERBA VOLANT, SCRIPA MAMENT~ (laT. `sityvebi mifrinaven, dawerili rCeba~), gadavitane qaRaldze yvelaferi, rac maSin Tavs gadamxda.